Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That’s a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick his own ass himself.
—
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
…Except this isn’t one of those satirical, incorrectly-credited quotes. Cracked says he wrote this, and unless you can prove Cracked wrong I’m going to keep this in my heart (in the LOL folder) forever.