it’s okay. i lied too. i wouldn’t really think it was sexy if you peed on yourself.

Can we be best friends I think we’re best friends already

Travis I’m sorry I lied
I don’t have a sleep-activated teleporter
…I’m just sleepy 

precious

NO IT ISN’T I HAVE LITERALLY NO IDEA HOW TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF
…OR WASPS 

I’M NOT AN ADULT
EARLIER THERE WAS A WOUNDED WASP ON THE FLOOR
SARA TOLD ME TO KILL IT BUT I DIDN’T WANT TO BECAUSE LIFE IS PRECIOUS SO I WENT TO GET A CUP
BUT THEN I WAS AFRAID IT WOULD ATTACK ME EVEN THOUGH IT WAS CLEARLY CRIPPLED
SO THEN I GOT SARA TO BRING IT OUTSIDE
AND THEN I REALIZED THAT THE WASP WAS GOING TO DIE ALONE IN THE DARK AND RAIN INSTEAD OF WITH ME IN MY ROOM AND IT MADE ME FEEL BAD
WHICH IS RIDICULOUS
BECAUSE IT’S A WASP
I CAN’T IMAGINE WASPS FEEL LONELINESS
OH MY GOD
WHAT IF THEY DO
I’M A TERRIBLE PERSON
THIS IS A LOT IN CAPS 

maybe i still have the other video you made me where you called me hot saved maybe

I WANT TO REBLOG YOUR VIDEO SO MUCH BUT I FEEL LIKE IT WOULD EMBARRASS YOU SO I’M JUST GOING TO TREASURE IT FOR MYSELF.

♪ ♪ ♪ IT’S YOUR PARTY YOU CAN REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO ♪ ♪ ♪

WOULD IT BE WRONG IF I MADE THIS MY TEXT NOTIFICATION?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU HAVE TO MAKE A VIDEO OF IT
I’M DYINGFAJ;LDKJAFVFA;SLKDJ
I’M
I CAN’T BREATHE 

I JUST MADE THE LOUDEST SQUEAL EVER DEAR GOD I LOVE YOU.

That is possibly the most embarrassing video
E v e r
I keep being unable to type because I’m covering my face
Not like that will shield me from the embarrassment 

I’M SHIVERING WITH ANTICIPATION. Also your handwriting is wonderful.

GET READY! Also that is the least amount of effort I have ever put into cursive ever, I’m going to make you a legit late birthday card next time I’m not in bed :3